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More Character, Please

Posted on June 15, 2019 at 12:02 AM Comments comments (1)

"In her youth Dana might have had a figure that wouldn't quit, but now it has. Her skin sags, her stomach pouches out, and she uses Scotch tape to pull up her wrinkles, up in her hairline where she thinks it doesn't show. Her voice is deep, husky from years of smoking. She should have been Empress of Transylvania, but ha to settle for being the bug up everyone's ass."

--As Dead as it Gets by Cady Kalian

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