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Eliza May Brown
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The worst place to be when you're sick....
Posted on December 30, 2019 at 12:31 PM |
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The Headline: "Hospital Named After Sandwiches Kill Five." I can't make this stuff up, people. |
Not the puppies!
Posted on December 28, 2019 at 5:25 PM |
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Headline: "Four of five stolen puppies recovered, two arrested." Fox 29 Philly, May 30, 2019 |
Who's at the door?
Posted on November 30, 2019 at 10:06 PM |
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"Trap Kills Man who Rigged it to Protect His Home." I gotta think that this guy didn't do a lot of entertaining. |
Sad News
Posted on November 28, 2019 at 4:42 PM |
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"Moments ago, Brookhaven Police answered the call each of us fears most. Dozen of donuts fell from a Krispy Kreme truck. BPD rushed to the scene, but found total carnage. The first police on the scene tried to rescue surviving donuts, but it was too late. The response time was stellar, but they couldn't beat the 5 second rule. The donuts were a total loss. The senseless loss of these delicious pastries has deeply affected all the BPD. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers." --BPD Facebook |
But does his insurance cover it?
Posted on November 23, 2019 at 8:52 PM |
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And this headline today: Doctor Saves Traveler's Life by Sucking Urine from Man's Bladder During Mid-Flight Emergency. Wow. Just...wow. |
Breaking News!
Posted on November 22, 2019 at 5:40 PM |
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"A Florida dog put a car into reverse and drove it in circles for nearly an hour." CNN Today |
Headline News
Posted on July 26, 2019 at 8:14 PM |
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This is the actual headline--"Marketing Opioids Like Doritos." Happily, we do not need to get a prescription for our favorite snack food (addictive as it may be) which was my horrified first thought. This was a serious article that quoted a pharmaceutical sales rep as saying, "[Opioid painkillers are] just like Doritos. Keep eating. We'll make more." Which is very, very sad. E- |
Can't Make this Stuff Up
Posted on May 8, 2017 at 5:33 PM |
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The headline: "A Pennsylvania man trying to scare opossums away from his yard accidentally set fire to his house..." and how did that work out for him? "...causing $50,000 worth of damage, investigators said. The house was condemned." Where is Billy the Exterminator when you need him? E- |
United's New Slogan
Posted on April 12, 2017 at 4:40 PM |
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Someone proposed today that United change their slogan to "You carry on, we carry off." With all the drama over a passenger being dragged off an airplane, this was probably inevitable. E- |
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