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Eliza May Brown



Don't Do This

Posted on August 24, 2020 at 8:17 PM Comments comments (0)
     "I think the key to life is to be happy with what you've got."
     "That's very true..."
     "So make sure the stuff you've got is better than anyone else's."
     " may have missed the point."
    "Steal if you have to."

Cartoon wisdom from Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

It's All Relative

Posted on January 13, 2020 at 6:56 PM Comments comments (11)
"The time between slipping on the ice and hitting the sidewalk is profoundly relative."

Time + space + ice = big owie.

Mister Boffo by Jo Martin

Posted on December 1, 2019 at 8:44 PM Comments comments (101)
"Genius is 99% perspiration, 5% inspiration, 10% imagination, 15% motivation, and 0% math."
--Mister Boffo by Jo Martin

Give 129% every day!

So True

Posted on August 13, 2019 at 3:14 PM Comments comments (133)
"I have neither foresight nor hindsight. I was going to hire somebody with those qualities, but it turns out I didn't."

Realistic Resolutions

Posted on January 1, 2017 at 5:38 PM Comments comments (47)
From Sherman's Lagoon:

"You know, instead of self-improvement...what if I promise not to get any worse? Hello, new me. Same as the old me."

"Just add a few wrinkles."

Happy New Year!