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Facebook and Flossing

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 7:24 PM Comments comments (38)
I'm still having fun on Facebook, altho they recommend you post three times a day. Really? I can't think of anything I do three times a day (at least, sadly, not anything that doesn't involve food). I don't even floss regularly, and my dentist has warned me that not flossing will probably kill me. My teeth will rot out of my head, then my eyes will fall out and a brain-eating bacteria will finish me off.

Actually, rather like a chicken with it's head cut off, I could probably function for quite awhile before anyone noticed my brain had oozed out of my ears.

Hey, do the New York publishing houses still want zombies?

What was I talking about? Oh, right--posting three times a day. Probably not gonna happen, folks. I'm not bright enough to come up with three pithy things to say each day. If I did, I'd put it in my books, not post it on Facebook. But maybe it could work both ways....

Gotta think about that a bit. And I need to floss.

Bye!

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